Why me?

Woody Allen has this to say:

1. "Money is better than poverty, if only for financial reasons." It
sounds good to me, I mean the practicality of all things does involve
money but it doesn't have to take an arm and a leg to get it.

2. "I believe there is something out there watching us. Unfortunately,
it's the government."

3. "There are worse things in life than death. Have you ever spent an
evening with an insurance salesman?"

4. "Love is the answer, but while you're waiting for the answer, sex
raises some pretty interesting questions."

5. "A fast word about oral contraception. I asked a girl to go to bed
with me, she said 'no'."

6. "Basically my wife was immature. I'd be at home in the bath and
she'd come in and sink my boats."

7. "I am not afraid of death, I just don't want to be there when it happens."

8. "I am thankful for laughter, except when milk comes out of my nose."

9. "If you want to make God laugh, tell him about your plans."

10. "The talent for being happy is appreciating and liking what you
have, instead of what you don't have."

Has my friend Helder said lets be happy and have some fun....SMILEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Dj kisses